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By the Way: Barbara DID NOT WEAR DENIM TO MEET THE QUEEN....she is sick of people making jokes about this...it's just annoying and silly...she has far more taste...I spoke to her before she left yesterday and she would like the world to know: I DID NOT WEAR DENIM!!!!! first friend - Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 13:25:06 (PDT)
EDITOR: the girls have seen this site...as a whole I don't think that they appreciate it very much, but they are not particularly offended by it...they find it amusing, but don't do not visit often...
It is a shame that some people have decided to post obnoxious messages here. I have been visiting this site for serveral months and find it to be a testful, though light-hearted FAN page for the first twins. I have never read anything on your site and thought it to have been posted to make the twins look bad. You are just posting what facts you find publically available. Most people their age (though I am 30 years old) would think much of their "partying" behavior to be normal or "cool". I also enjoy this page as I am a twin myself.
Dear Jenna and Barbara:
Great site, but we need more pix of
Jenna--some upskirt shots would be
lovely. --a.r.
Hmmmmmm, huh? Yooooowwwwww
Considering many have blasted the Bush twins with their drinking and numerous stories, and always said how Chelsea was sweet and innocent-check out www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3b1e64bc13b4.htm
Editor alas. you've been found out. from the free republic [sic] site:
I got a real kick out of this. I bet Papa-Bush is really happy.
Ha Ha HA!
I mean suck the milk out of the cows nipples!!! OOPS my bad TYPO HEHEHE LOL
Hey edito fuk tu mudre hehe lol!! go suck the mick out of a cows nipples!!! hehehehehe lol lol!!
fark You Editor You Deleted My unImportant Message. Go fark A Tree!!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!!! fark You fark you! KISS MY LITTLE butt DOLLHEAD!!! HEHEHE!!!!!
TOTALLY AWSOME. My mama told me: THE TWINS R HOT. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
I notice you deleted my post as simple as describing you as one of the "shrub" crowd. Petty little things like that. And as for accusing the one poster as not being a friend of the First Twins, how do you know that? And, for that matter, how can you be so sure the First Twins visit this site? Shrubs over weeds any day!
Jenna Bush is about the only reason I follow US rants...and I'm Canadian.
poo fark meow clit shoe....damn they change al the words....that not cool....damn...
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn Jenna is a hottie...She needs to get her butt to Buffalo,NY to party down...lol..Sweet site here kids....whoever made this poo.....yo man its ILL....Drink some more and have a ball....he we could even end up president...or just some bum either way.....fark A
My mama told me: THAT ALL OF YOU ARE HILARIOUS...SOME OF THE THINGS THAT YOU READ ON HERE ARE NOT TRUE...REMEMBER THAT....BARBS DID NOT WEAR DENIM TO MEET THE QUEEN...I'M A FRIEND OF THE GIRLS AND I COME HERE OCCASSIONALLY TO LET THEM KNOW WHAT I SEE...THEY DO NOT READ THIS SITE...BE NICE....THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!!-
yo
all yale people can be emailed the same way
Hey Jenna and Barbara whats up/ N/M/H will one of you please give me your e mail address plz? I would like to send you e mails because I get very very bored!and my friends are always gone!I am a very funny and kuu gal. Plz send me an e mail.I would like one of u to be my e pal.Adios peeps
How do you e-mail the creator of this site with information?
My mama told me: that they are quite normal for their age. I am a huge fan of their father, and think that their actions in no way effect George W's Presidency. I also think that Barbara is HOT!
Good message Shrubwarrior!! :) :) :)
Dear Jenna, I don't know if you ever visit this site, but I mean for this to be to you. I've had suspicions that you are not quite as loyal to your father/grandfather, family and if over rants, why do you make it so personal? It seems troubling to come across an article about you working in Hollyweird, with the people who have an intense hatred for your father and create stereotypes and lies about him. Why do you hang with them, party with them? I was curious as to why you would ever consider such a job?! And you begin to wonder your mentality with all the incidents that are occuring. Putting yourself in a position to have people take jabs at your mother and father because you are incapable of thinking through the incidents you are creating?! Sorry to hear about you partying it up with people who are out to destroy your father, and who maligned your "Gampy". That's a shame. They only use you to get at your father and it seems as if you know no better.
Im not going to be nice you bag of burning poo,bumblebee,farker,butt hole,dumbass,jackass,poohead,babyface,dipstick,basterd!!! Thats who u are!!!!!!LOL LOL LOL HEHEHAHA!!! :)
tHe GiRl WhO WalKs AloNe because she's kinda dOrKy
and no i didnt make it its a statewide prodject to stop big tobacco!!!!!
huh really u think its a kool website????????
Girl who walks in fEaR of a ReaLlY low G.P.a: ok. http://www.okswat.com/ is kinda cool. thanks. you made that?
OOOOOOOOOO dollface what a naughty word stupid bastard. AN D WHY DONT U GO VISIT www.okswat.com!!!!!
wow - in them photos of Barbara in italy with the pope, it sure looks like her hair's growing!! big, long and curly! OUTTA CONTROL!
Shut Up!!!!!!! LOL LOL!
tHe GiRl WhO WalKs AloNe In ThE FeAr Of DaRkNeSs took a hit off her crack pipe and sputtered:
Bush story spotted (from fark.com)
Does ne 1 know what Jenna and Barbara study in collage??
A picture you need here: Barb in denim at Buckingham Palace. Reportedly published in Washington Post paper edition last Saturday on the third page of the 'stule' section, right beside the story about JW Hatfield's death.
Why do all the Bush bashers make so much fun of Barbara tagging along when her Dad was going to Europe to visit their Queen and wearing denim? I wear denim stuff that's plenty good enough for the Queen. And she could drink legally over there. No wonder she went with her Dad. Poor Jenna! She tries to do the intern thing at a publicity agency in LA and not let to anybody, but somebody had to let the cat out of the bag. Why can't they just leave her alone? How come they can't keep little secrets like other kids? I'm doing an internship, too, and, gosh, I don't know what I'd do if I got as much press as Jenna. Or Chandra, for that matter!
This is a kuuu website
Hey Jenna and Barbara!! Whats up? will you plz give me your e mail address i would love to be your e pal plz!!!
bumblebee shoes? cool. maybe we could have a contest, editor, whereupon the winner accompanies Jenna on her back-to-school shopping. yours in scholarship for hotties, DS.
bumblebee shoes is a lovely nickname for b*tch c*nts! how quaint. your web page talks just like Granny Bush from Kenneshoeport!
who cares about these rich bumblebee shoes anyway?
Will Law Enforcement officers stalk and arrest Jenna for pot smoking similar to what they did to Robert Downey Jr. and other celebrities? Everyone is treated equal under her father's laws, right?
There is a nice article about Barbara wearing jeans to meet the queen by Roger Ebert on his Chicago sun times website.
Nice site. The Bush twins are gorgeous! Jenna is every bit as pretty as Barbara. Jenna just has a different look is all.
I could give two poos about what they've done. Show more pictures of the twins and quit wasting my time.
Here's their daddy's work phone number: 202-456-1414 ...try it!
TheFirstTwins is such a great website, we added a link to it on our Drug War Parody website; SayNoToDrugs.org. If Jenna gets caught again, she has to go to prison because of the law her father signed as governor (years after dodging the draft, sniffing cocaine, becoming an alcoholic, and driving drunk). Alcohol is a very dangerous addictive drug, but George W. Bush took $407,843.00 in contributions from Liquor Drug Pushers in the past few years.
Do Jenna and Barbara visit this site?
Hey Jenna hey Barbara whats up whats ur e mail????? bye!!!!!!!
So, why didn't Jenna meet the Pope? Was she too busy at her internship???!!!
In celebration of the 11th mug being sold, I redesigned the mug. Order the new look! Collect them all!
Now that we've gotten the contextual parameters of twins out of the way; now that we've established the barely literate ethos of Texans and Germans; now that we've sold 11 mugs, can we move on to exploit the real potential of this guestbo0k? Reflecting on the sexual practices of sorority girls? (or, in the case of PAC-10 instantiations -- sorority women?)
My mama told me: that...Twins can be fun.
I would love to marry Barbara Bush (the twin of course). Could anyone send me her email address?
I see Jenna is featured on the current episode of "Cooking with Bigfoot"
hey kittens!
This website rocks. Whoever is responsible for it has a good sense of humor...
Last last message is pure BS. No one goes to jail for underage drinking. I know a handful of people who've been "busted" for it, but it was all handled just like the Bush twins, w/ one exception: It wasn't all over the papers! Jenna & Barbara are HOT!
aren't u embarressed MR.PRESIDENT
if i got caught drinking under age
i would be sitting in jail because
my parents wouldn't pay bail bondsman
to get me out they would make me sit it
out !!!!!!!!! :(
well if they get in the papers enough for drinking, maybe their da will change the law. Thank God I don't living in America
I simply LOVE this place...you're ahead of the curve. Now, if only you could write up a few stories that invovle the twins, some Cuervo, a bong and video camera....
sigh. another total waste of time. larry, baby, uncurl your right hand and get a life!
My Mama told me that elephants are donkeys :o)
How can you actually do this to your Father--I mean Chelsea Clinton would have enough common sense to not do this
which phrase turns into MAMA TOLE ME?!
It is not going to matter where the girl's go or what kind of "fun things" they do or get into they will be scrutinized by some punk somewhere. Being in Party Austin Town Texas this should be fun to watch. LET THEM BE TEENAGERS and get off their ASS. Besides there [ their ! ] dad is in charge of the whole shibang for a few more years. Head Honcho in case you forgot. So Don't!!! Hook'em Horns and Have a Cold One Girls.
I can't find many fullsize pictures of the Bush twins on the net. Anyone know of a site?
a ha! i knew it. ;)
just testing this phrase .... My mama told me: that ....:)
I go to UT and was in Acuna a few weekends ago, and yes Jenna was there with a bunch of her girl and guy friends. There were tons of other people from UT there too and everyone had a really good time.
heloo i am very
I have been raising a child whose birth mother drank some beer, wine, tequila or whatever she could get her hands on while she was pregnant. The twins have a father that used to
drink alot of alcohol for a period in his life. They are more prone to becoming alcoholics themselves and also face a greater risk of giving birth to a child
who will have difficulties in all phases of his life. Headlines: "George Bush is Grandfather to Fetal Alcohol Syndrome baby".
Although i dont like the way the americans (USA rules) rules their country and their dumb points of view on the arab countries, My mama told me: the 2 girls have nothing to do with this rantal poo!
dang! didn't realize this was a fan site. My mama told me: these chicks are even dumber than their daddy so was looking for a little more trash and a lot less reverence.
Chuys Sucks! A boycott is in order. Boycott Chuys!
Policy includes entertainment and they give us that what is missed since Billary are on their old-age-pension. By the way my twins: come over to Germany. Here you are allowed to drink with 16; most of us started their drinkers' career with 12 or 13. Let's make a party and let's enjoy life.
i would recommend Busch Bavarian Beer for the twins.
OMG this is one of the best sites I have
Leave these girls alone!! Let them enjoy being the daughter's of the President of the United States of America and all the perks that go along with it! Jenna and Barbara.... I wish you all the best!!!
A great fun site and the twins are great as well.
What a great fun site! with all those damn myopic Elephants in office we sure could use a little more humor in our lives, especially all those folks suddenly standing in the unemployment lines.
I just want to ask WHY whenever you put in a message, it automatically puts in "My Momma Told Me"??? I am taking it that the editor wants to make you look like you don't know how to find out Bush info on your own! excuse me but I AM the number one George and Laura fan and NOBODY is gonna do that to me!
heaveno Jenna and Barbara! I just want to say I am sick and tired of people saying crap about you and your family because the BUSH FAMILY ROCKS! Editor, I know you say that the number one fan spot is "already taken", but it is taken by me for George and Laura! They are awesome, and I don't know WHY other ppl don't think so! My mama told me: what the twins are doing is normal, and I know the Bush family inside out, and I don't think that they would ever intentionally do something that would hurt their father's reputation as the President! It's time that people started looking at the GOOD points about the Twins, and their parents! Go Bush!
Why is this site around? It is so stupid. Why would you make a site about them anyway? I do not understand. I mean yeah some guys think they look nice but why can't everyone just leave the Bush's alone. I do not agree with this site or the show That's My Bush.
Jenna? Hottie. Coupla margaritas, get them platform shoes up in the air where they belong, and *vrooom!*
Stop harrasing me i can do whatever I want!So get F*** away from me all you B******!!!!
hey they change H*** to heaven how odd
i mean heaven on earth
I hope Jenna goes to jail.I heard on TV that Jail is heaven on earth!!!!!!
Do Jenna and Barbara sheck this site out?How do u know if they do?
Well I didnt vote for your Daddy, but I would vote you both in the white house in a heart beat!!! You both are babes, and I would party with ya!!! Love ya both!!! Got a FAN here in Oregon! Live it safe, to a point!:)
My mama told me: that the twins are awesome. One of my friends goes to SCSU in New Haven, CT and went partying at yale this year and met Barbara and said she was really nice and stuff. My mama told me: that they want to live their normal college lives just like everybody else without their parents and other people knowing that they drink and party. there is nothing wrong with that. Party on girls.
On the party poll: as nice a town as Austin is, the twins will most certainly bring too much law enforcement scrutiny to the celebration. Therefore, unless Jenna agrees to work the Jenna Kissing Booth for a few hours, we should have it at the Editor's house.
My mama told me: Jenna is no stranger to rug burns.
I'll bet Jenna and Barbara are glad that Gary Condit is a huge sleazebag because now he's getting all the media attention and they can go drink to their hearts content without a reporter in their face. Then again, Condit sounds like he is a party-animal like Jenna!
When will Larry Flynnt have a link to an unauthorized web page that shows beaver shots of Al Gore's daughter's? HMMMMMM HMMMMM GOOD
This site is just too much! I'm so torn from seeing two girls who didn't ask for the media hype getting this much attention to LMAO at Dubya's lil girls giving him the same poo her gave his momma. I have a Dubya site you should check out. http://roniweb.envy.nu/prochoice/gwb.html
it was reported to me (by someone who was there) that Jenna was partying two weekends ago in acuna, mexico, across the border from del rio, texas. she had a full complement of secret service types, and an entourage of college/high school buddies.
Any plans in the works yet for the twins' 21st birthday bash next year? My mama told me: the whole country (if not the entire world) should take at least a week off (month?) to help the girls celebrate the burning of the fake IDs and their grand entry into the world of adult over-indulgence. Keep us posted if you hear anything, hey?
where do you get your information from? I am curious b/c last time I talked to either of the twins, they weren't anywhere near kennebunkport?
Austinpimp- Its just that your life is so much more exciting than everybody, how could I not be jealous... I'm mean it must be absolutely exhilerating to live the life of a 16 year old internet addict with a vivid imagination that places himself with the one of the first twins at posh "private" parties... that is what we all strive to be, therefore I find it harsh for you to tell me my jealousy is a wasted emotion, I can't control it...DUDE
In the spirit of rigorous scholarship and reflective inquiry, I propose that we have a guessing game this week:
hi i just really like u girls will u be my e-pal i am a cool guy please
Yeah, sorry my life is more interesting than yours, MFB. Jealously is a wasted emotion, dude.
If the webmasters of this page have no hang ups about reporting on the private lives of public figures then I would like to see them post the links to Chelsea Clinton's unauthorized home page (Her pseudoi-relationship with Ben Afflick is appealing. I doubt very much that Larry Flynnt would ask Chelsea to pose for his skin magazine), the unauthorized web page devoted to Al Gore
Local Austin news reported on Wednesday that Jenna crossed the Rio Grande into Mexico Saturday night and partied it up in Ciudad Acuna across from Del Rio with ten friends. She drank beer and smoked cigarettes as she barhopped through the border town. She didn't break the law but what kind of impression did she give those judges with her case going to court so soon after this incident?
Jenna is a first-year student at the University of Texas, while Barbara studies at Yale University in Connecticut.
drinking beer in an Austin bar.
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- A judge on Friday ordered President Bush's daughter Jenna to pay $600 in fines for violating underage drinking laws
beer beer beer beer
How did we go from the First Twins to rape?
[ Something to do with frats... if you want more info on this topic, browse here. - editor]
Well, if we are on the subject... I feel there needs to be more awareness on the long term, extremely damaging, affects of rape. Sadly, many guys go to parties in hope that a girl will get drunk and be an
In response to questions on date rape, a full 51% of all college boys say that they would rape a girl if they knew that they wouldn't get caught. So to all college girls including the Bush twins be carefull!!!
Austinpimp- you have alot of credibility, I'm sure you go to alot of "private parties" and have a very busy social schedule seeing as you don't spend a majority of your time on the internet, or more specifically masturbating to the fantasies you type on thefirsttwins.com... But hey man why don't you come out to Fiji Island this weekend, I'm sure it won't compare to your "private parties" but what could possibly compare to the life of Austinpimp?
What the fark, this site hasn't been updated in a month. Pathetic.
Editor: fair enough. :) I can't bear to be so passe: http://www.zip.com.au/~korman/rape/info/fratrape.txt
Sorry, I just have to add my own juvenile remarks...
oh, and what's up with all the socialists on this site? and the person who thinks america is like a NAZI state - don't you know that part of nazi stands for national socialist?
just thought i'd point out that as legal adults, Jenna and Barbara can turn down secret service protection at any time. if they "lose" their detail, it's not THAT naughty. and, with all these date rape fear mongers - i wouldn't worry about the kinds of fraternities that these girls would attend.
These chicks are hot. I would like to be around them when they are drunk. And hey bush twins is good for porn.
.. we hopw from u and u sistar to do somthing to help palstine pepol from israel army plz do that..
now all the love
Bernstein, Nina "Behind Some Fraternity Walls, Brothers in Crime." New York Times
Are most frat boys date & acquaintence rapists, or just at the big schools? Any research on this? How safe are the Bush hotties given this epidemic?
Hey, Wag, how about some pictures of Guinea Pigs on this site?
lighten up on the Bush daughters, at least they didn't kill someone like their mother did.
Jenna i think your really cool keep up the good work and dont change for nobody but yourself
I think everyone puts too much attention on Jenna and less on Barbara. I'am more impressed with someone who is intellectually smart than someone who part and drinks all the time.
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Ok, to clear this up. Martin, what German Beers have you been drinking? Both girls are pudgy, stubby beasts. And they both look like their father. (Which, Martin is not a compliment.) Ok, now that I took care of that little error, here is basically why they are the most pitiful and stupid girls we have had in the White House for years.
Dewey, I am in college and
Martin, if there was an award for using the fewest words to express the greatest amount of cluelessness, I'd nominate you.
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